Friday, 27 March 2009

Tat For Tit


Should i actually be only halfway through my life (in strictly numeric terms) i'm gonna live to 90. Given my lifestyle and general lack of erm....vigour, i suspect that aint gonna happen. However, just cos i'm more than halfway up the hill, aint no reason why i cannae have a bitto a midlife crisis.

Most cats are supposed to buy a Porsche or shag away from home or some such disgusting pile o nonense. Fast cars and guilty pumps arenae really my style so i've settled for a wee bit ink drilled into the shoulder.

Quite diggin the look and i reckon it distracts the eye from those ever increasing man boobs. Big thanks to Bharat for the Porsche substitute.

7 comments:

  1. I thought you were gonna get 'Mands' on yer knob. When erect it reads 'My Arse Needs Dicks Seasonally'.
    Ye can gie us a proper swatch when yer back in Ecosse. Yer shooder likes - not yer boaby.

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  2. Nice one..... well impressed. I'd imagine it would've been tricky getting a Jambo crest where you are!

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  3. Stevie, the writing would need to be awfy wee to fit all that oan ma boaby.

    And aye, Neil, Jambo loving tat merchants are conspicuous by their absence in South Goa right now. Oh well.

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  4. Nice ink baw jaws.

    You could get moob tube drawn on next.

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  5. Al, i'm no exactly sure what a moob tube is. I guess language evolves so fast that a mere 3 month absence from sunny Leith has kept me in the dark.

    My own new fave bitta rhyming slang is Shilpa - as in Shilpa Shetty (sweaty). Been very Shilpa an awfy lot lately as it appens.

    Anyway, moob tubes sound barry so i might just go ask for one right now and see what i get.

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  6. Strange tattoo, very Indian somehow. But better than a skull and cross bones or the grim reper I guess.

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