Tuesday, 15 June 2010

Kevin Keegan

It's a shite state of affairs that Scotland arenae in the World Cup (Tommy) and all the fresh air in the world in the world, etc.....but every cloud.....

I'd almost forgotten how much of a clown Kevin Keegan is til up he popped on Saturday with his pre-match prediction of a 4-1 win for England. I'd been lyin on the settee, feelin sorry for masel wi slightly dodgy guts when i heard that pish and near fell off said couch guffawin.

And Kev's got form when it comes to giein me a titter.

His rant against Ferguson was kinda tasty. But back in 1976, Superstars was the best thing on tv and when KK fell aff his bike and blew any chance o winnin, i'd truly learned the meaning of schadenfreude (tho i didnae ken it yet).

Thank you to that rude boy at De-evolving for mindin me o this. He's got a mucky mouth but i'm sure his heart's in the right place.

Last week i'd been gonna avoid this World Cup as far as poss. Now i'll be tunin in as oft as poss in the hope that Mr K's gob is unleashed on us once again. Or mibbies he'll fall off his seat - ye cannae whack a pratfall.

And if cuddly Kevin does come up trumps, i won't have felt that good since Archie Gemmil scored against Holland in 1978. (That's no quite true.)


  1. Aye he was aye a bastard that Keegan.

    A few years back I was at the toon skip in Perth dumpin' stuff when I foond an auld 70's Pong type console, still in the original box wi a wildly permed Kevin Keegan oan it. I'm havin' that ah thought.

    I took it hame and telt the bairns tae unplug thon Playstation and get ready for some proper retro gamin action.

    15 minutes later wi me goin great guns and them strugglin tae master the "old fangled" paddles ah smelt burnin. Then ah saw the smoke and flames oot the back o' it.

    Aye that dirty bastard Keegan tried tae burn the hoose doon wi us in it.

  2. You forgot Kev's classic 1998 blunder. England, 2-1 up against Romania and playing well. Then the Keeganmeister says 'there's only one team going to win this game' (fucking obvious, even for a dick like Keegers, but I'm sure he meant the English)just before the Romanians scored two in the last few minutes.
    And thanks for the wee plug.

  3. He tried to burn yer hoose doon, Alien? That goes tae prove what ma wee pal, Stevie D, ay says, just cos KK's a clown, disnae mean eh's ayways funny.

    Right enough, Alec. Dan the man Petrescu!

  4. The ref booked 3 people in 5 minutes once and he said "Those cards are popping out of his pocket like a toaster" ?! Made me laugh, but some days he is the biggest misery guts on the planet. Probably a touch of the bipolar.