Monday, 2 February 2009
Scots Wi Whae?
Last 25th o January we celebrated Burns day in fine traditional fashion by getting loadsa Indian, English, Belgian, Welsh and even some Scots peeps to make total fuds o thimsels. We made"kilts" outta last season's almost tartan tablecloths fae Tantra cafe. The English mob slapped blue paint on their coupons (it's true, they've all seen Braveheart and they really think that William Wallace shagged the future queen of England - so who are we to disabuse them of such a ridiculous notion).
We got reekin drunk all afternoon then i stood up and declaimed Tae a Fert, which went down right well (the radge gadgies who couldnae get it were pished enough to laugh along wi everyone else). We ate the very traditional veg pakora and i shwallied 2 miniatures o Bells that Scottie gie'd aes afore we went. All in all a rather tiptop day and i'm sure Mr Burns would've been proud of our bevvied up banter.
Next year i'm bringin nae clothes and a rucsack full o poems, whisky and haggis. Bring it on!